The Scene : OAC Law class. Jade and Anikka are lying on their desks, either sleeping or doodling. Suddenly Jade shudders in disgust

ANIKKA : What?

JADE : I just remembered a part of a story that I read. Duo was sleeping on the couch and Relena kissed him.

ANIKKA : Eww!

JADE : My sentiments exactly ...

ANIKKA : Wow, we're weeird.

JADE : What did we do now?

ANIKKA : Have you ever notced that we're OK with readind about the Gundam Boys getting nasty together, but put one of them with a girl and we think its disgusting?

JADE : God, you're right! We are sad ... But are Duo and the others really gay?

ANIKKA : Well ... Heero probably is.

JADE : Yeah,any sort of "experience" with Relena would make anyone gay

ANIKKA : Quatre?

JADE : Flaming.

ANIKKA : True. I can't really see him as anything but gay.

JADE : What about Trowa?

ANIKKA : Probably bi.

JADE : But more likely to go the "other way". *Anikka nods* Duo's bi as well.

ANIKKA *Smiles* : Wufei is the straightest one.

JADE : Still ... would he fall for a guy?

ANIKKA *Ponders* : Probably. Well, given the right opportunity.

JADE : Yeah. We are sad, aren't we?

ANIKKA : That we are Jade. That we are.